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Branton

An unstoppable karate kid, revives himself with nutting , but must do it secretly, so the world can not see his revving powers. Likes to do big kicks in the air, his strongest attack is dad jokes, hes gay.
"Dude I did a Branton last night."
"Oh no what'd you do?"
"i"i was injured madly but i nutted and gained all strength back...that shit had range"
"what did you nut to."
"a dude humping a tree."
"isn't that a little gay."
"i like it gay.but don't worry its only gay if the nuts touch."
by Slutface_420 May 18, 2018
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Barton

1. When someone makes a grand error.

2. A very embarassing moment.

3. A mistake made due to a combination of laziness, a brain-fart, greed, bad luck, and foolishness.
1. Sandy really pulled a Barton. I caught her digging for change like a mad woman in my sofa cushions after I came out of the bathroom.

2. When we were at my sisters place Sandy pulled a classic Barton. While laughing she started to fart uncontrollably. What's worse, it really stunk.

3. He really pulled a Barton. He got fired on his day off for stealing cardboard boxes from work. I think he was trying to build a clubhouse.
by 7 Mile Massacre April 29, 2006
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Blanton

Want to go smoke a blanton?
by mwhaa October 16, 2008
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Mischa Barton

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.
by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006
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Banting

A low carb diet, named after William Banting. Formerly obese, he is known for being the first to popularize a weight loss diet based on limiting the intake of carbohydrates, especially those of a starchy or sugary nature.
Are you banting?
I'm a banter!
I'm on a banting diet!
Can all your banters please just eat banting friendly food, and leave the sugars and carbs for non-banters.
by GussD January 4, 2019
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Baxton

the strongest man alive with perfect fingers and has a nice girlfriend who is sometimes mean.
Damn is that baxton he has nice fingers
by milfmoms<3 May 13, 2021
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Baton Rouge

The shithole of Louisiana. I don't recommend coming here for vacation or anything in general. This place gon make ur heart explode just a minute in.
Some guy: "Hey man where you goin?"

Other guy: "Baton Rouge, why?"

Some guy: "Dude don't go there your hearts gonna explode a minute in!!"
by Certified Bossier Boy November 17, 2022
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