badguette

an incredibly fucking fire baguette that is so damn good you'd theoretically fuck it or maybe not theoretically ;)

bruv I had this badguette at dinner last night that was so delicious it could have been food porn

by Snaplatts September 3, 2020

Bagutted

When someone guts you with a Baguette.

"Aah, I just got Bagutted."

by Bob isn't real July 8, 2021

Baguettapiller

An inside joke between chlie and ben that means, "Ben loves Chloe more Xx"

BAGUETTAPILLER

by Stiff PP September 3, 2021

baquette

An amazing person that is gorgeous wonderful and just truly a work of art to all people or that you just misspelt baguette 🥖

“Omg is that a baquette?”

“Don’t you mean baguette”

“No look in the urban dictionary you canker blossom”

by Baquette February 7, 2022

baguetting

the act of putting a baguette on every table/plate you can until you run out of baguettes (most commonly in a video games)

person A: yo you up for some baguetting later?
person B: oh sorry i ran out of baguettes last week when baguetting with "person c"
person A: you TRAITOR!

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

Baguetting

The act of aggressively hurling baguettes at a stranger who looks like they’re following you, usually as an improvised form of self-defense or pure chaotic energy.

Some dude kept tailing me after the metro, so I started baguetting him until he backed off.

by Nathan degenerous May 24, 2025

spaghet le bagutte

The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce when you're screaming "MAMA MIA THIS PIZZA PIE IS A SO A GOOD!!"

Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*

by Just a man on urban March 20, 2022