N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
by Ma Cherie (@CherieDAmour) October 14, 2010
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"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
by invinoboston September 5, 2016
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by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019
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Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
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Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
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The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
The weighted average age of a person's sexual partners.
Calculated as the sum of (Age of partner x Number of sexual intercourses with partner) for all sexual partners.
It is expected that a cool adult male's WASA be less than his age.
An adult female's WASA should be 5-10% higher than her age.
by JA1985 October 27, 2010
Get the Weighted Average Sexual Age mug.A belief created by DJ Mac Milly & Millah that the majority of listeners in hip hop are completely oblivious and ignorant to what is new and exclusive and not. Average Joes are also very cocky at doing so, thinking they have the exclusive and that they know it all.
There are a few different kinds of Joe's:
1) The Cocky Joe- As mentioned above, these individuals just know everything. They have all that new shit too. If a Worthy fan of Hip-Hop trys to converse with a Joe, there is no chance. Simply because the Cocky Joe is too busy yapping about what they know instead of listening for once.
2) The Fake Joe- These Joes are just trying to do what is cool. If you show a Fake Joe a Dope ass album (ex: Get your mind correct by Paul Wall & Chamillionaire) that requires more listening than just hearing the beat, they will not think much of it. But if you hear back from them in a week, they will tell you how dope such a cd really is (but not even truly knowing about it).
3) The Go With The Flow Joe - These Joe's play it smooth. With their ego of rap knowledge on the line, they have to agree that they have heard everything that you present them with. Whether I show them the new SwishaHouse mixtape, G-Unit Radio, or the LL Cool J, they have just heard it all (even though they really havent) and they know more than you.
Even though there are a few different kinds of Joes, in the end they are all the same, and if you dont like to deal with bullshit, dont deal with the Joes, its that simple....and if you dont understand what I just told you, you are a Joe.
There are a few different kinds of Joe's:
1) The Cocky Joe- As mentioned above, these individuals just know everything. They have all that new shit too. If a Worthy fan of Hip-Hop trys to converse with a Joe, there is no chance. Simply because the Cocky Joe is too busy yapping about what they know instead of listening for once.
2) The Fake Joe- These Joes are just trying to do what is cool. If you show a Fake Joe a Dope ass album (ex: Get your mind correct by Paul Wall & Chamillionaire) that requires more listening than just hearing the beat, they will not think much of it. But if you hear back from them in a week, they will tell you how dope such a cd really is (but not even truly knowing about it).
3) The Go With The Flow Joe - These Joe's play it smooth. With their ego of rap knowledge on the line, they have to agree that they have heard everything that you present them with. Whether I show them the new SwishaHouse mixtape, G-Unit Radio, or the LL Cool J, they have just heard it all (even though they really havent) and they know more than you.
Even though there are a few different kinds of Joes, in the end they are all the same, and if you dont like to deal with bullshit, dont deal with the Joes, its that simple....and if you dont understand what I just told you, you are a Joe.
"Fuckin average Joes think they know everything, thats why I dont fuck wit em"-DJ Mac Milly
"Those Average Joes piss me off so bad, Fuck Em"-Millah
"Those Average Joes piss me off so bad, Fuck Em"-Millah
by Milly January 15, 2005
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Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.
by The Governor July 22, 2004
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