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Australian Mint Kiss 

Like a French Kiss only its Down Under with a mouthful of mints
I bought some mints and gave your gf an Australian Mint Kiss
Australian Mint Kiss by CyberPunx October 12, 2020

Australian road train 

A phrase that sounds like an innuendo, but isn't.
-"That sounds like an Australian road train, if ya know what I mean!"

-No! I don't!"
Australian road train by Knightmusic December 25, 2020

Australian Style 

The switcheroo; Its when something is the opposite or switched of what you thought it would be.
The TV isn't upside down, its just Australian Style. That's not the devil, its the Australian Style Jesus.

Australian necktie 

An Australian necktie is a form of post-mortem mutilation in which the victim’s penis is pulled through a deep cut on the perineum left dangling out of the anus. It is the down under version of a Columbian necktie that first appeared in Colombia during the period known as La Violencia as a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate.
Man, Jon never should have hurt that escort. I heard they found his body by three pier and they gave him an Australian necktie.
Australian necktie by Chesty larooo October 18, 2021

Australian internet 

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

Australian Mullet 

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
Australian Mullet by Goblinn February 10, 2022