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Auntiema 

A woman that looks too young to be a grandmother but is also an aunt.
You looking good Auntiema!!
Auntiema by Metrhet November 22, 2021

Auntiebacterial

The sister of one of your parents who has questionable hygiene practices
Auntiebacterial 'came round to ours last night - we had to open all the windows
Auntiebacterial by sonman74 June 28, 2022
To have mothered, yet in a more sisterly, less lofty manner.
"That sweater was so iconic... she auntied!"
Auntied by RenCloverDidaBad January 3, 2024

auntieserver 

a man in his late 20's who has sexual relations with a minor.
"he fine asf"

"Yount wanna fw him, he a auntieserver"
auntieserver by anonymous February 3, 2025

auntiebuyotic

An immune-system booster dat either:
(1) enhances da resolve of yer parent's sister to decline yer whiny pleas while passing through da toy department or candy aisle, or

(2) reduces YOU OWN urges to tearfully beg said uncle's wife for said treats in da first place!
Every time I visit Target or WalMart, I see so many little kids screaming and bawling, and frazzled accompanying ladies saying, "No, no, no, no, no." Sounds like said "big people" did indeed remember to take their own "auntiebuyotics", but forgot to give said youngsters their own dose of said greed-suppressing elixir!
auntiebuyotic by QuacksO July 14, 2026

auntiebyeotic

An immunity-enhancer dat either:
(1) is given to you in order to lessen da heartbreak and loneliness dat you feel whenever yer parent's visiting sister has to leave again, or

(2) YOU give to SAID ADORABLE ADULT FEMALE so dat SHE HERSELF will find da idea of her leaving yer house to be similarly excruciating, and thus she may stick around and keep you company for a bit longer.
Okay, kids --- listen up. First off, I totally "feel for ya" --- I do indeed know how unhappy it makes you feel to have any much-loved adult-relative cease being in your company. But you hafta realize dat, like all caring/diligent grownups, Aunt Sue and Uncle Tom have their own lives, responsibilities, and obligations. Sorry to break this to ya, but they are **not** here solely to keep you happy and entertained; they themselves have households, families, jobs, and other vital matters to attend to, just as your own parents do. So while it is indeed a good idea to take da "auntiebyeotic" pills dat you're given in order to lessen your distress at having your beloved relations leave after their delightful visit, it would very decidedly **not** be wise to give any of said medications to said adorable relatives to take themselves, as it might hurtfully interfere with either their completely-valid resolve to "pack up and go" when da time comes, and/or their ability to sufficiently suppress their own feelings of sorrow about having to leave your home, thus rendering them less able to properly fulfill their own responsibilities once they return to their own homes.
auntiebyeotic by QuacksO July 14, 2026