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National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day 

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.
My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

Fuck me in the ass 

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:
1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.

cock ass bum dick shit fuck

An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."

Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy

Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT 

if someone says this its a good signal that they need to calm the fuck down
smart person: i dont like hazbin hotel
youtube commenter: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT
smart person: lol what

fuck that pussy in the ass 

What koreans like to say when they are pretending to have sex at an all boys boarding school...
"Oh yeah!, Fuck that pussy in the ass!"