asprin

Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.

Asprin Formula: C8H9O3

Asprin structure:

OH
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C6H5
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COO
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CH3

by Jai Shri Ram June 5, 2005

Aspen

A cute girl who is lively, and funny. She is prone to keeping friends and may slip off the road a bit, but you won't forget her. She's pretty, chill and most of all, she IS 💯 ORIGINAL.

Lacey: "Hey did you see that girl Aspen in the crowd?"
Mariam: "Yeah she was sooo pretty."

by Real💯 January 4, 2015

Black Aspirin

A pseudonym given to a certain dark, sugary soft drink that shall remain nameless. Believed to have an re-energising effect on those suffering symptoms of the night before.

Whoa man, i had a bender last night. My head is throbbing, can you duck down to the shops and fetch me a bottle of Black Aspirin? I'll pay you back - i swear!

by Benebrius April 10, 2010

Asperante

French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.

MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.

BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.

MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?

BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?

MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!

BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.

MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

Aspen Avalanche

When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.

Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.

by tacotyme January 12, 2010

Aspartame Daddy

A man that puts up a front of being wealthy to pick up women but does not have the actual money to back it up. Opposite of a "Sugar Daddy".

Hey, saw you out with that rich guy Saturday night Lawanda." "Nah, stay away from him, girl. He just acting rich, he got a roll of $1 bills that would choke a squirrel. He a Aspartame Daddy

by Slimers July 26, 2011

Aspergic

A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have Aspergers Syndrome. People with Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.

Person X: Why are you being anti-social?

Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?

by AspergicForums February 4, 2010