arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

arse like the store horse

In Edinburgh,Scotland, a term to describe anyone, esp. female, who has a large posterior.

The 'Store', the Co-operative, was the cities major retailer of goods and employed horses and carts in the olden days to deliver goods etc.

'Morags looking no bad these days'

'Nah man, she's got an arse like the store horse'

by poodpood July 26, 2005

Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese

"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"

by Topher Down March 27, 2009

Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.

Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank

by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

arse bandit

A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.

"josh c is an arse bandit"

by some_guy March 29, 2005

arse marrow

A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.

1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!

by PJ January 1, 2005