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Apocagelypse

The Apocagelypse is the ultimate weapon of the Nicholas Cage fandom and it started on April 1st 2013.

It was the day upon which the glorious visage of our Lord and Savior Nicholas Cage miraculously appeared on images across Tumblr, as though photoshopped from on high by the great Cage himself.

Everything will be Nic Cage.

Nic Cage is everywhere.

He is us.
Tumblrian 1: why is my dash full of nic cage

Tumblrian 2: the apocagelypse has started. join us.
by nic cage, duh April 1, 2013
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no-pocalypse

This occurs when Judgment Day, as predicted by a fool and his followers, passes without incident.
I wish I could go to your no-pocalypse party but since the Rapture didn't happen, I need to do my homework. Bummer!
by kathcom October 4, 2011
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Apocalypsing

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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Fem-pocalypse

Fem-pocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?
Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?
Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Fem-pocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 17, 2013
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Apocalyptic crush

When a person won't crush on you unless there is an apocalypse and no one is left in the world except you.
Don't try on him babe, you're his apocalyptic crush.
by Maplesyrup5384 January 24, 2021
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apoocalypse

Wow, have you seen the apoocalypse in the third floor toilets? Is it the HR department holding another dirty protest?' 'No, it's that new contractor from Wilmslow. The cleaners have put up a new sign in the toilet saying "Please leave these facilities in the condition that you would wish to find them", and he took it literally.'
by cuksocker December 18, 2010
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A - Z of Apocalypses

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies
When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"
by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009
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