The act of working in a call centre and either giving or receiving sexual pleasure using nothing but the underside of your desk or your partner's chair.
by FANTASTICO September 25, 2006
Get the pulled an agentmug. by BerrBelligerent January 17, 2009
Get the Elite Beat Agentmug. When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.
by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009
Get the Agent Dark Bootiemug. If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.
Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')
by TerranZ July 30, 2007
Get the Agent Smith Syndromemug. This prospect is opposite to a lottery pick. "Lets be friends" material and possesses little to none attributes you'd want in a partner. Very slim chance of making your roster
Chris- I dont know how i feel about her, she's got nothing really going for her
Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
Keith- If this was the NBA draft, she'd be an undrafted free agent
by KillaKeith608 July 16, 2011
Get the undrafted free agentmug. An association called A.S.S. or Agents of secret stuff. This is also a short film directed by wongfuproductions on YouTube.
by Apex Predator Claude January 5, 2014
Get the agents of secret stuffmug. 1. The personification of absolute divine* retribution.
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
*Superhuman; godlike.
2. The willing dispatchers of spilt beer can goblins, and those that have a bouncy walk.
3. Regulators,regulated.
4. Ones willing to grab nappy, smelly dreadlocks, to gain control of a thief, in order to regulate the theft of merchandise.
latin: absolutus talio-onis
1. Did you see that store security agent tackle that can goblin?
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
2. That store security agent just punched out that bouncy walking meth fiend.
by THE DCT November 10, 2004
Get the Store Security Agentmug.