N.A.F.

Short for Not A Fan.

Jenny: What do you think of my boots?
Polly: N.A.F.

by Alli August 31, 2006

B.M.A.A.F

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D

Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F

by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008

I.D.E.F.C.A.F.

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

by 143m August 31, 2010

w.a.f

=welsh as fuck. used by welsh people when describin sum1 doin sumin stupid or sumin stupid or sumin cool or sum1 doin sum 1 cool :s waw even that sentence waz w.a.f

dat cars w.a.f (a tried 2 b pimped box on wheels .....dumb lookin) ...........l8er on wen cars jus been tipped afta playin chicken..wicked dat waz well w.a.f...(cool, inteligent thing 2 do)

by w.a.f n proud!!! February 1, 2005

M.A.F.T.

Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.

Other forms of the word:

M.A.F.T.-ing

M.A.F.T.-ed

Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.

****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.

I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!

I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.

S.A.F.T.

by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011

L.A.G.N.A.F.

An acronym for Let's All Go Naked and Fornicate (or F*ck); originated in the late 1960's and seen on bumperstickers; the general public assumed it referred to some Air Force Base.

L.A.G.N.A.F.(white letters on blue background bumper sticker)
"What are we going to do this weekend? I'll buy a case of beer, let's head for the beach and LAGNAF!"

by Miami Joe September 8, 2007

E A F D

Eat a fat dick! made by G $oney holla pimp this is how we roll.

Hey girl why don't you E A F D. seen

by Ganesh April 5, 2004