Poon Job

The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).

If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.

by Weh July 28, 2008

Poon Juice

A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.

Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.

by BiP0larBear July 28, 2006

poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.

A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.

by andood January 26, 2009

Poon Tang

That sweet wet hole we all crave, can't go for too long with out, center of our life's desire, what gives woman the upper hand in almost every situation - PUSSY! (Gotta have it!)

There's oarnge tang, and there's grape tang, but there's no tang like POON TANG!

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 5, 2003

Poon Shoes

When a person, usualy male, sticks his feet in two women's vaginas at the same time.

Because Stephan had a serious foot fetish, he used his biznatches as Poon Shoes.

by Skiz The Invader April 4, 2007

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010