melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018

Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 13, 2021

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window

She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.

by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023

Doggo melon

A doggo melon is a good boy dog who has a watermelon on his head. Sometimes used for memes.

Oh look a doggo melon!
Theres the doggo melon! why is it sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

melon mania

Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.

Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!

by melonmania June 30, 2011

honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021

melon cracker

(n) an Arab man with thick thighs

Damn, I saw Noor crack that watermelon with his thick thighs. He is such a melon cracker.

by daddiedenim October 30, 2018