brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016

Brandonize

Make it look beautiful

The decks needs to be brandonized

by Aks1985 March 28, 2019

Brandon

Will talk when ever he gets. very much can get weird but fun to be around.

brandon can get very awesome to be around

by DaRealThick December 7, 2018

Brandon

Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.

Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.

by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023

Brandon

A person who is from the rancho

"SI señor yo soy del rancho!"~Brandon

by RainyRoma November 3, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is like chef kisses that's it

how tf this works
Brandon: idk either

by unci2007 January 3, 2021

Brandon

Has the biggest head and most crooked

Brandons head is bigger than the godamn ocean

by Vydro October 23, 2020