When you take a dump and flush it, but some or all of your turds come back up (back from the dead, hence the term "zombie shit").
by CaptSaltyJack August 26, 2008
Get the zombie shitmug. (n): The first historical recording of the undead desiring flesh. This particular recording is found in Chapter 28 of Matthew in the Bible. It reads; "Ye, and did Jesus from the grave cometh, with a look of hatred in his eyes and a stock of flies surrounding his crown. His skin was tinted greeneth, and his mouth did drip of blood. He approachethed me an..OH GOD!"
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
Of course the "OH GOD" was added from a spectator, as Matthew found himself quite incapacitated/digested.
EX.1
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
Santa: "Hey Jesus! You've been a naughty Christmas Zombie this year."
Jesus: "Greeeaaaaayaaargh!"
Santa: "Ho...ho...ho?"
Jesus: "Braaaaaaaaains!"
Santa: "OH GO NO!!!"
"indistinct devouring sounds"
EX.2
Ted: "Dear lord, please forgive my sins...Jesus? What are you doing under my bed?"
Jesus: "BRAAAAAAIIIINS!"
"Indistinct 'death of Ted' sounds, including, but not limited to, crunch, snarf, munch, jager, bamf, biff, pow, and snuffleupagus."
by Nick Lowers December 22, 2008
Get the Christmas Zombiemug. A zombie that will obey you and provide any sexual favors you require. Essentially a mindless sex slave. Jeffrey Dahmer tried to create a sex zombie by drilling holes in his victims skulls and pouring battery acid onto their brains in order to destroy their free will
"According to Professor Harvey, Jefferey Dahmer poured acid into his victims brains. I guess he was trying to make some kinda... sex zombie or something... I don't know."
by PL25 October 7, 2013
Get the Sex Zombiemug. 1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
Get the text zombiemug. When you walk up in your house, and everybody dead.
Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.
Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.
Even after we had the kid call his parents, they wouldn't pay up. So we had to film a zombie movie at their house, if you know what I'm sayin.
by Geto St April 12, 2011
Get the zombie moviemug. When someone gets a substantial amount of sand in their ass-crack, they transform into a Sand Zombie. Sand Zombies are often found at beaches that are set up for bonfires, because many people gather around the warm fire and sit down in the sand, leaving there ass-cracks exposed to Zombie infection. The Sand Zombie spores fester mostly in pot-head teenagers, because they can't remember to clean out their ass-cracks. The mating ritual of the Sand Zombie begins with the mating calls. When the female Sand Zombie is ready to mate, she announces it by throat singing, followed by loudly asking,
"May I borrow your lighter?"
If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,
"Only if you suck my dick."
So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.
To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.
"May I borrow your lighter?"
If there are any male Sand Zombies in the area, they will reply with,
"Only if you suck my dick."
So Begins the Sand Zombie Mating ritual. The Mating itself involves a lot of name-calling, biting, and of course, lots of ass-sand.
To avoid becoming a Sand Zombie, remember to clean out your sandy ass-crack regularly, and avoid situations that your ass could get really sandy in.
*In the distance*
*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*
Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!
*"CAN I BORROW YOUR LIGHTER?!?!"*
Guy 1: Dude, we better get out of here, I think that was a Sand Zombie!!
Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets beat it!
by noobifier2000 January 25, 2011
Get the Sand Zombiemug. While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."
by John Boy December 23, 2003
Get the The Zombie Maskmug.