hash zoot

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.

Fuck this alcohol! Lets go down the piff spot and light up a fat hash zoot!

by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023

Zooted

To dissapear in effect of your girlfriend becoming pregnant.

She gave me the news and I zooted before she could finish🏃 ♂️

by x6_moe June 8, 2019

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

Zooted

so fucking high.

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”

by AmAnDaeEneR October 31, 2019

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

zoot hit

A single hit of weed that makes you go from sober to stoned af in seconds.

Friend: You ok, man? You just walked in, took a hit, and now you’re crawling on the floor with your eyes slammed shut!

Stoner with huge smile: I’m great. I just got a zoot hit and I’m already tapping out of the rotation!

by Bagel duster July 31, 2021

Zooted

A symbol of hope

When all was lost, a zooted inspired us.

by NotZooted December 6, 2019