Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooted

A code word to tell your other friends you're extremely high without letting others know

"Dude I'm so zooted right now" *currently in math class*

by yosuggababy April 24, 2018

hash zoot

A spliff/joint containing hash (hashish) and weed (bud). May also contain tobacco (baccy). Usually gets you fucked.

Fuck this alcohol! Lets go down the piff spot and light up a fat hash zoot!

by YummyGrandpaJohn September 19, 2023

Zooted

To dissapear in effect of your girlfriend becoming pregnant.

She gave me the news and I zooted before she could finish🏃 ♂️

by x6_moe June 8, 2019

Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.

Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.

by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022

Zooted

so fucking high.

Amanda: “Bro i’m fucking ZOOTED”
Friends: “What did you say ?”
Amanda: “ZOOTED like high as FUCK”
Friends: “ idk how but it makes sense”

by AmAnDaeEneR October 31, 2019