by SUPERCOOLBEANSDUDE July 5, 2016

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.
by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

by DavidRichard September 14, 2020

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
by Dirty Snatchez August 9, 2006

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.
by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011

by orderingcc's June 22, 2022

by ESBirdnerd April 24, 2023
