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Jew Years Resolution

A resolution made by a gentile to do something nice to a person or persons of the Jewish faith out of guilt that Jews around the world have been getting fucked over since the dawn of time; Made at the begining of each new year.
MARK: Dude, I feel so bad about the fact that we only use Israel for their oil connections...I'm gonna make a Jew Years Resolution to go down to a Temple and give them like, Matza or some weird Jew shit like that.
by Jonnie C. September 25, 2008
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1000 years win

I totally pwned you at Allied General pbem tonight. It was a 1000 years win!
by bitchmasterb July 8, 2011
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Wonder years

Age 11-13 of a boys years of “wondering” where he start to adventure into girls, masturbation, etc.
“Oh he’s just in his wonder years” my dad said about my younger brother.
by Little boy 15 November 27, 2017
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3 years

he's gotta wait 3 years, smh
Boy: when can we fuck
girl: 3 years ;)
by dumb_bitch69 June 27, 2020
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10 years that i loved you the most

A heartbreaking Manga about a young boy (Lewis) with cancer who’s in a abusive relationship with his partner (Adolph) , He ends up Falling in love with his doctor (Ivan) and Dies in his arms
Person 1: What’s wrong with them?
Person 2: Oh they read ‘10 years that i loved you the most‘
Person 3: LEWIS WHYYYY *Sobs*
Person 1: Omg..
Person 2: I know right
by AshLynxxx December 14, 2020
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Happy New Years

An expression that's said when a male's genitalia (namely, their testicles) reach maturity. In colloquial terms, when "the balls drop". This term is said when such a moment occurs for a male, typically when among a group of his male friends.
Dave: "Happy New Years!"

Steve: "Nigga what the hell was that for?"

Tony: "Don't worry about it, his balls just dropped" *slow claps*
by TheKhanOfKhans April 21, 2015
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The Banter Years

The period between October 2012 - Ongoing where Rangers F.C. ceased to exist and the inanimate corpse known as Sevco Ltd has risen from their shallow grave. During this time the club has faced public humiliation on and off the park being the whipping boys of the superior Celtic FC. However, in this pit of misery has come a small glimmer of comedic value. The Banter Years.
Tom Miller: (Applying Blue Tinted Goggles) .. Rangers dominating the game here, all one sided, into these dirty fenia..
Hugh Burns: Wits the Goalie Dain Tom!!!!
*Delightful chip by Moussa Dembele lands in the Rangers goal*
Tom Miller: (Distorted Muffling) Typical... What a goal though. Would appreciate if you didn't help fuel the Banter Years here Hugh ffs this will go viral.
by Terry Munro May 27, 2018
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