yardsailing

Yardsailing is the act of driving around town searching for yard sales.

Yardsailing is usually done by people who buy random things for a cheap price and sell on eBay for way more than what it's worth.

Yardsailing is also practiced by people who enjoy going to yard sales for the fun of it.

A person who goes yardsailing is known as a yardsailor. Yardsailors typically wake up early, search newspaper adds, and stay out till every last yard sale has been sailed.

Yardsailors are not to be confused with passerby's who stop at a yard sale just to have a look.

"Check out that yardsailor! Man, his car is filled to the top with old yard sale junk!"

"WAKE UP! WE'RE GOING YARDSAILING!"

"Who knew this crappy chair I got for 2 bucks would sell for 40 dollars on eBay! I'm glad I went yardsailing!"

by Sarah Jayne September 12, 2007

Yardly

An intentional mis-spelling of the internet phrase "ya rly" for amusement, aka "the lulz"

Ian says: a Rock Star costs $2.99 in the store. However Rock Star with 6.9% alcohol is $2.95
Cam says: O RLY?
Cam says: YARDLY

by C@CTU$ December 15, 2008

Yardman

1. Yardman usually refers to men who claim the corners of random "yards" and streets in London, usually tall and dark with an addiction to women with large behinds and spliffs which reek of shit

2. a Jamaican man

3. a neek who cleans gardens for a living

"recently Tanisha started dating a yardman"

by JamaicanSexualActions March 14, 2021

Yardmouth

1. An extremely vulgar insult
2. Used to describe one who enjoys the eating of grass, mulch, dirt, and other objects commonly found in yards

See also: Spacemouth, Mountainmouth, Rotundamouth et al.

Ugh...Drew...you're such a yardmouth!

Hey, look at that yardmouth eating his grass and dirt...haha...yardmouth.

by Phat Phunk Drizzle November 22, 2005

Yard Nazi

A suburban neighbor who systematically overcuts the lawn,leaving a raised line of grass delimiting one's yard from the Yard Nazi's. Usually mows just before the neighbors, even before sunrise.

Life partner 1: "Dear, why are you in such a rush to mow?"
Life parneter 2: "I've got to beat the Yard Nazi."

by LizzieLee December 3, 2006

1000 yard stare

You'll find that the phrase was in fact koined during the Second World War and popularized when a painting of a Marine exhibiting the stare was accompanied by a notation to the effect that Marines referred to the look as a "two thousand yard stare". However, the stare itself has been known as long and man has engaged in persistent, long term combat that resulted in Battle Stress Disorder.

The Marine exhibited the 1000 yard stare typical of victims of PTSD.

by TB58 February 4, 2016

yardbitch

prison bitch, male or female; often used as a sextoy

Bubba called over his male yardbitch, wants him to bend over and grab his ankles.

by Marcus December 5, 2004