shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.

We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.

by Cabe April 29, 2005

wonder triplets

Three amazing men with large penises who can solve crimes with the help of their magic rings. They also shape shift.

The wonder triplets just solved that murder! It was them...

by wonder triplets...beeyitch August 12, 2004

cave of wonder

a euphemism for vagina

Her cave of wonder looked like a cheeseburger.

by Drew June 21, 2006

toothless wonder

An individual that doesn't care about his personal hygiene and is missing teeth from decay and neglect, yet still does o.k. for themself in other aspects of life.

Hey bruce you toothless wonder, the doctor found your four front tooths, they was hanging on jessies nut sack! Pick em' up at the office.

by kolman December 17, 2009

stevie wonder

a legendary musician, with bags of talent

y is stevie wonder always smilin'?
coz he doesnt no hes black

by renegade May 16, 2005

Wonderblow

A blowjob worthy of film or even praise. This blowjob is SOOOO GOOOD its a wonder. Perhaps the 8th wonder of the world. Any guy who gets a wonderblow is truly a lucky guy, and can be considered the man. Wonderblows are strictly administered by really hot chicks who are wonderful at blowing. Wonderblows do not mean a girl is good at blowing kisses, a wonderblower would typically drool when blowing anything.

sexaddict69: Hey man, did georgia blow you last night?
Jonesguy14: Yeah dude, she was fuckin' amazing. Perhaps even a wonderblower
sexaddict69: O rrllyy!?!? I thought she was a nerdy bitch who never smoked a dick.
Jonesguy14: Apparently not, that was a true wonderblow!

by SealingPhan April 17, 2009

Wonderbra moment

The crushing realisation that everything is not entirely as it seems but you're already committed, in exactly the same way as a rat in a trap could be also be described as committed.

Dude1:"Just got a fantastic deal on a new phone, check it out! its like ten a month!"
Dude2:"That's the introductory offer, after the first three months it's fifty, for the next three years..."
Dude1:<Looks at phone, feels blood draining from face, has Wonderbra moment>

by Ice in the cider September 29, 2011