shirtless wonder

Any male who goes shirtless in public events such as concerts or parties. Usually drunk. Most often wearing inappropriate shorts or cut offs. Varying styles of facial hair and is always tanned or sunburned. Most often seen with a mullet. Always a complete fucktard.

We were all having a good time watching the band until that shirtless wonder showed up and started hollering and dancing in front of the stage.

by Cabe April 29, 2005

Duckbutt

A condition where your ass only makes quacking noises when you fart.

QUACCCK! Oops, sorry. I got a bad case of the duckbutt.

by Cabe May 19, 2005

Slack

Normal state for a wordTech/word. Generally regarded by the IT community at large as a good thing.

"I dont work, I'm in IT"

I'm getting paid to slack off at work all day.

IRC is great, it allows me to look like I am working when I am really slacking like a pro

by Cabe June 18, 2003

bowel boa

A hilarious word play on the Spanish Explorer Balboa.

A long shit curled twice around the bowl with the head poised to strike.

Oh my god grandma! Come look atthe size of this bowel boa I just released in the bowl!

by Cabe April 29, 2005

buttsuck

More than an ass-kisser. A real butt-suck!

Condi Rice is a real Butt-suck!

by Cabe April 29, 2005

fucko

A shirtless wonder wearing tennis shoes and no socks with a mullet and farmer tan. When angered throws unopened cans of Bud Dry tall boys at you but is so drunk they mearly hit the ground 10 ft in front of him and skid under a stage or other object you may be sitting on.

"Nice throw fucko."

by Cabe April 29, 2005

mingtea

can cackle a gladdis at 50 yards

by Cabe April 28, 2003