whiney winkle

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."

Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.

by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

Tiddly Winkler

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom November 29, 2017

Tommy winkler

To explode your toilet

Dude 1: yo I bout taco bell. 20 minutes later. Dude 2: omg I need to go to the bathroom before I tommy winkler

by Toney is da best July 21, 2023

Ambien and a Wink

When a woman tells you she wouldn’t mind waking up with a leaking gaped asshole as she takes an Ambien and winks at you.

“STACEY game me the ole Ambien and a Wink last night for some painal destruction”.

by Demon Fingaz April 28, 2021

winkee

A person who is winked at.

"...because Sherrilyn was a winkee (if ever there was one), not a winker."

from "Everybody's Thomas" by Antonio DiGiacomo

by K.E.P. August 22, 2008

Halo Wink

Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball.

Mother: Where were you boys all day?
Boys: Playing Halo! *wink*

Making Halo Wink playable with only one hand was excellent game design.

by Tiax May 13, 2005

Link Wink

wink that Zac Efron does in Hairspray and High School Musical 2 that makes the girls swoon because it is so sexy; called that because his character's name in Hairspray is Link Larkin

I almost fainted in the theater after that Link Wink during "I Can Hear the Bells".

by shannananaboo January 2, 2009