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wiener fight

A wiener fight is just a fight until death using nothing but a hot dog, or your own erect pork sword.

Usually wiener fight occurs when when someone sharts on someone, the only way to settle it is with a wiener fight.

Back in the 1800s wiener fighting was very popular in the Kingdom ruled by a queen named Laqueefa.
Saphfire just sharted on me! This calls for a WIENER FIGHT!

"Dude last night's wiener fight was intense"
by Queefie August 15, 2009
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wieners

a long cylinders of meat
that vender has the biggest wieners i have ever seen. i want to suck them
by ebba May 24, 2005
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wiener trap

A sweet, wonderful, tight pretty pussy, twat, cunt muff, hairy clam, snatch, box, or vagina
I have to tell ya.... I used to think that she had a snappin pussy but now I know that it's a sweet little wiener trap..!
by Bigfinger1 April 1, 2008
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touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.
"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."
by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013
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salena wiener

A girl commonly known for living with 38 cats.
by d4yumx November 24, 2011
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wienerschmuzzle

a stretegically inserted penis in someone's mouth used only when said recipient will not be quite. usually done with brute force.
Toots used a wienerschmuzzle on that little Angel down the hall because he said "who turned that perfectly good water into wine" (as in 2 buck chuck)
by Princess of Wood June 22, 2008
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Wiener Cleavage

When a male has his pants/underwear down so low that you can see all of his pubes and the upper region of his penis.
Tom! Pull your pants up, no one wants to see your wiener cleavage!
by shitonmychestwithyourcock April 8, 2010
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