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The JCI Welcome

The James Coney Island Welcome is when;you meet some one new you get all your male friends and put all of your penises into one of their holes("their" being the new person) and splurting your goo making them a Mayo Sandwich.
P1"Hey i met a new person yesterday and im thinking about giving them the good ol' The JCI Welcome(putting all penises into one hole and splurting your goo)"

P2"Ill get the boys ready"
by No1Shagger September 8, 2018
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The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it
Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.
by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022
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Warm Welcome

The act of hugging someone tight and then urinating in your pants.
Sarah has a thing for pee, so she asked me to give her a warm welcome.
by C for proof November 2, 2014
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whore welcome

Mitch: "Thanks for coming to my party tonight, I hope you had fun!"
Kara: "Whore welcome, it was dope."
by GlazeHer March 4, 2014
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hi welcome to chili’s

Have you saw the meme “Hi welcome to chili’s”?
by Loverosemary22 March 8, 2018
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Hi Welcome

a somewhat derisive term used in the MMO, Dungeons and Dragons Online: Eberron Unlimited's forums

It's meaning is really wrapped up in the context in which it is used.

If there's a real flame war going on, it's much more derisive but with a hint of snarkiness. I think it somewhat more clever than calling someone a "*** guzzler."

If you're just playing around with someone in a fairly inocuous thread, it really conveys more of a "ha ha chucklehead, you're a n00b" kind of thing. It's still a slam but not a particularly mean one in those circumstances.

The meaning changes can be somewhat subtle/ephemeral so you'll really have to base whether you should use it or not more or less on gut instinct. Or rather, the readers of your post will have to interpret your meaning more or less on gut instinct. Hi Welcome must ALWAYS follow the proper form. Otherwise, it's meaning is lost.
Noob Forum Poster:" How i getz phat lootz quik in dis game?"

Forum Veteran:" Hi welcome"
by Ashurr August 13, 2010
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