Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

weaving

to use any and all available means to ruin someone's game or experience.

dude 1: dude someone raided xqc's rust base while he was live and he slammed his desk.
dude 2: LOL someone most have been weaving him then.

by redshield5 July 17, 2022

death weave

When a driver crosses one or more lanes without stopping during a lane change

Ben scared the passengers in his car when he pulled the death weave across two lanes.

by eggheadsherpa April 25, 2005

Weaveness

A person that has weave that looks like a lochness monster.

Girl! I had seen the ugliest weaveness at the family dollar .

by Loldog2 July 17, 2018

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.

Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!

by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018

Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.

That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.

by Grimy dog October 2, 2020