Chinaman: Long Wang controls the elements
Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--
Modern man: I've got a long wang; look --flops onto table--
by Mungu February 28, 2007
Get the Long Wangmug. 1 - "Ali so got chicken wanged by Lizzie the other night !"
2 - Lizzie: "OMG Ali do you wanna' get chicken wanged?!?"
2 - Lizzie: "OMG Ali do you wanna' get chicken wanged?!?"
by Cooldude122 March 17, 2009
Get the Chicken Wangmug. Yo michael, wanna see my huge wang?
In Chemistry I might pull my shorts down to flex my huge wang, hopefully all the sexy ladies will be impressed
In Chemistry I might pull my shorts down to flex my huge wang, hopefully all the sexy ladies will be impressed
by Boswald Bosley March 11, 2019
Get the Huge wangmug. A man who has a really really small penis. He never showers, which causes so much oil to be in his hair that Donald Trump wants to invade it. He refuses to speak normally and talks like an elderly Chinese prostitute.
Nobody:
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
George Wang: *in Chinese accent* Hey man, you want some dim sum dick. It's cold and has been tried by many people.
by Nuggetts February 22, 2019
Get the George Wangmug. Just as you need a wing man to help pick up chicks, sometimes it's necessary to bring a wang man to go the bathroom. Sometimes it's to give you moral support an other times it may be to give you someone to talk to while you're pinching one out. Most importantly, above all else it is not gay to be a wang man or have one.
1."Hey dude, do you think you could be my wang man? I gotta unload one"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
2. "Hey bro, do you mind coming with me? This might take a while and I'm gonna need a wang man"
by Reddaimyo December 1, 2009
Get the Wang Manmug. by ScreamingCircle August 8, 2015
Get the willy wangmug. by batt3ry August 2, 2011
Get the Wang Dongmug.