Walmart obsession

An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.

"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."

by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012

WalMart-Flight

Airline industry lingo, which covers any of the low-fare air-carriers such as AirTran, Jet-Blue or Jet-West. This also describes the level of service one recieves while on the flight, such as recieving peanuts or pretzels for snacks, instead of actual meals!

Josh did'nt have enough money to fly SouthWest, so instead he had to take a WalMart-Flight back home to see his parents!

by guyfawkes74 December 29, 2009

Walmart Gringo

When you cum, piss, and shit inside a Walmart bad then stick your friend’s face in it while dry humping their ass.

“Dude what happened to you?”

“My girl gave me a Walmart Gringo!”

by Ganyu October 9, 2021

Walmart Gucci

A cheap item or product that is used to make one appear wealthy, classy, fly, etc. Examples of this include Axe spray (when overused) cheap, poorly made clothing that imitates actually well made, expensive clothing (fake Js and LV bags, for example) and anything flashy or gaudy, especially when worn by a showoffer. One who purchases or owns a lot of Walmart Gucci is known as a poorfag.

Idiot: Check out these new shoes. Nice, huh?
Non-idiot: That's some Walmart Gucci. What were they, 25 bucks?

by munchiesnOOb October 9, 2017

Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 10, 2010

walmart tumbleweed

The millions of plastic grocery bags seen flying through the trees and rolling across streets and yards.

Joe:There goes another walmart tumbleweed. Laura: But, where do they go?

by jesophnerrben November 15, 2011

Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 March 11, 2011