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walmarting

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.
I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!
by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007
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Walmart cake

A steaming pile of poo, most often loose & left outside of typical fecal depositories.
Holiday Walmart shoppers are known for their intolerance to inconvenience, and therefore are prone to leaving Walmart cakes on the bathroom floor for the employees to clean up.
by Bad Billy December 1, 2003
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walfart

Putting a large 'F' on a 'Future Sight of Walmart' sign to change it to 'WalFart' to protest a Walmart being built in your town. Any situation in which 'Walmart' is changed to 'Walfart' by replacing the 'M' with an 'F'
"Hey someone walfarted the sign."
by pdizz128 March 1, 2008
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walahi

I swear to god.

This word has an arabic background and is often said by many people regardless of their location.
Person 1: I just bought some <insert name here>
Person 2: Say Walahi guy!
by Brown Pimpette May 22, 2005
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Walmart Wolverine

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the University of Michigan sports program, particularly football. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and corn-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a school they've never attended nor seen beyond the parking lot trash bin they puked in on tailgate Saturday. Fond of denigrating other colleges for supposed inferior academics, the Walmart Wolverine is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."
Yeah, he hates Michigan State, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Wolverine with a GED from Costco.
by Droogie Toogie August 17, 2012
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Walmart

The place where missing individuals/kidnapping victims are last seen. A good place to "go missing".
The missing teenager was last seen on Walmart surveillance video.
by wolfbait51 January 26, 2011
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Walmart

a warehouse store selling many different items (basically everything) which claims to sell stuff extermely cheaper when it's literally 18 cents cheaper
video game at your local video game shop: $49.99
video game at your local Walmart warhouse: $49: 82

yeah. im saving big time.
by windblazexD November 7, 2009
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