greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010

Jump in your wal-mart

To have sex with. Occasinally meaning to rape.

I'm going to jump in your wal-mart. ; He totally jumped in her wal-mart last night!

by Sloane Blefferson April 11, 2008

Swedish Wal-Mart

Any Ikea. It may be Swedish, but it's still Wal-Mart.

"I just got a bargain on press board furniture and cinnamon cookies at Swedish Wal-Mart!"

by General Nuisance September 26, 2008

Dr. Wal-Mart

A doctor in a clinic, usually in a wal mart or other store like target, that has basically no medical knowledge, and only exists as a means to get perscriptions when you don't have a real doctor. You usually dont go to said doctor for a diagnosis, as they are to dumb to give one.

Mom: Jill has strep.

Dad: I'll just take her to Dr. Wal-mart.

by dgallina03 June 7, 2009

The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.

by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018

Go To Wal-Mart

An excuse used to go masturbate

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...

by walmartguy May 2, 2011

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011