hairy winston

The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.

Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"

by Jakey Jake May 11, 2006

Carmen Winstead

A young boy or ghost that is maybe true or maybe false no one knows he elegidly died from girls pushing him into a sewer and he died the giris said he fell

Carmen made a voice message that said this information if you recieve that voice message send it to 15 people and he will spare your life.

Believe it or not

Hey did u hear Carmen Winstead in that msg

Ye but it's bs

5 mins later

He dead

by xXRAGEXx June 26, 2020

Winston Churchill

british leader during WWII, tried covering up for Neville Chamberlain, who fucked up so bad it wasn't funny, then, but now it's fucking hilerious

"would you like some tea?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"

Peter Griffin

by Scott Blake May 24, 2005

Winsor

The act of “Winsoring” is when you try to support a claim or argument, but you end up using a statement that completely contradicts your argument/claim.

Dogs are the absolute best, so I must make it clear to you that they are feral, and are vicious creatures that will attack you and your children, so you must get a dog.
*afterwards*
“Bro, why’d you Winsor yourself??”

by Cube11 February 14, 2019

Winsky

A fun, caring, charming young man. Winsky is the perfect boyfriend you girls been looking for. They'll treat you right, they'll care for you, and they will eat you out right. Get you a Winsky.

Winsky is really the best

by Wavygod June 18, 2018

winsomezebra7

winsomezebra7 is a fucking man slut that fucks other people including kids

1. Have you heard of that slut winsomezebra7?
2. I have a bad feeling about this I feel like winsomezebra7 is gonna break down my door and rape me

by notdisdainpoleatall July 27, 2020

Dirty Winston

An act which involves one male deep-throating another, the receiver is only allowed to come up for breath and avoid gagging by repeating Mr T quotes. As soon as he stops quoting it’s back to balls on the chin.

dam! I was doing a dirty Winston on Kie last night and nearly choked him to death luckily he pulled away and said “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker” I said you is the sucker bro and pushed him down.

by Yo-yo jo August 22, 2019