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hanging wedgie

when someone or some people sneek behind you and pull your undies up and hang you high up
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i was playing truth or dare with my mates and i got dared to wear briefs, which i usually wear boxers over night. Someone wears briefs so i had to swap which was horrible. They all slept in my house that night when my parents were there and they woke up when i was asleep and gave me a enormous hanging wedgie on a lamppost. The Next morning i had lots of people looking at me and i had loads of piss in these briefs last time im wearing them
by subject 16 August 28, 2011
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Wedgie

a punishment for all losers, geeks, and nerds who wear tighty whiteys
I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!
by TheSenior September 20, 2009
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hanging wedgie

When a cool, boxer wearing person gives a wedgie and then puts the waistband over something like a doornob so the reciever hangs above the ground.
In are gym room there is a really small coat closet. The coat pegs are really high up, and are only 25 inches apart. I was changing for gym when a group of boxer wearing "cool" people caught me wearing tighty whighties. 2 of them came up and gave me a mervin. To make it worse The put the front of me waistband on one coat hook and the back of the waistband on a coat hook on the other side. Everyone was laughing. They say its a every boxer wearers job to give any tighty whitie wearer either a atomic or hanging wedgie.
by Anonyymous August 26, 2006
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atomic wedgie

like a wedgie, you grab the underwear and pull up. But in an atomic wedgie the underwear actually goes over you head
Mom! Bradley gave me an atomic wedgie again!!
by dragonchick83 September 21, 2006
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squeacky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin wedgie.

First the victim is given a regular wedgie then pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.

This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
I was at my friends house to paly mordern warfare 2. I lost so i was like nice game and his brother comes and gives me a hard regular wedgie then gave me a squeacky-clean wedgie.i was cursing and kicking at him but i was in too much pain.his brother pulled up my front so hard my underwear started ripped and i knew i was bleed and after 10 secs a friend of my friends brother starts too pull me front up soo hard and they both yank my underwear up and down and up and down! this is when i wore whity tighties and i was bleeding like hell, the underwear flossed my ass hard and i started getting out but i couldn't. i finally passed out and when i woke up i was found myself in a hanging wedgie with 2 guys pulling at my legs and me pissing myself. I noticed my ass stopped bleeding and i then noticed we were in a high tree. My friend was right under me soo if i fell, my balls would hit his head and my balls would be done. I saw that me and my friend were striped naked besides our underwear and crying so hard.after a day my friends branch broke and started falling strait into water naked. After a minute my underwear broke and i fell with no support and hit a branch ont he way down. My dick was burning on fire.when i got down i got balltaped a couple of HUNDRED of times. I never got revenge for that.
by bitasy February 25, 2010
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wedgie

when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone!
my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie!
by Felix Smit December 28, 2005
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Weggies

Guy 1: I really need to buy some groceries.

Guy 2: Ok, we'll go to Weggies later and pick up some food and stuff.
by lemonbus10000 August 22, 2010
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