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Pocket Weight 

Things inside of your pants pockets that give the appearance that you are wider than you actually are (i.e. keys, chapstick, wallets).
"Jeremy, you look bigger for some reason."

"That's because I have pocket weight. This wallet is too big."

"Tina, you would look so much better in those shorts if you would just get rid of that pocket weight! Put your damn keys and cell in your purse."
Pocket Weight by ViatheV June 21, 2011
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Bake Weight 

The weight gain associated with heavy marijuana smoking. As dope makes food more appealing to the smoker, it is often the case that with persistant use the person getting baked will inevitably end up putting on some weight that they otherwise wouldn't have, i.e. bake weight.
Person A: 'Woah, you've lost a bit of weight son haven't you?'

Person B: 'Yeah, since I got back from uni there's been no weed around so I've just dropped like 3 stones in bake weight.'

Person A. 'Tasty, tasty.'
Bake Weight by />///\/<^/\/ December 26, 2011

dating weight 

The difference between marriage weight and what you get to to snag your next mate. The comfort 20 is gone and baby's ready to rock.
Wow! Shiela's lost some pounds and she's at dating weight!
dating weight by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012

Santa Weight 

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available
1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."
Santa Weight by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016

girlfriend weight 

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.
Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.
girlfriend weight by fredyo April 18, 2017

Love Weight 

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.
Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.
Love Weight by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.
I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years
Mommy weight by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020