Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

Wafflistic

absolutely amazing; legit; the epitome of greatness

"Cristina, you are so wafflistic"

"haha no clint, that be you"

by clintina April 19, 2010

Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.

Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!

by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

wafflelessness

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.

Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.

by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

wafflegoth

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.

That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.

by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011

waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out

Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011

by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017