peter von losche

A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space

Peter von Losche has big nuts

by Suman Graeber September 23, 2018

Marius Von Hagen

i want to breed him to the speed of sound

marius von hagen: hi miss
rosa: marius! von! hagen!

by mommycumdumpslut April 12, 2022

Dick Von V

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.

Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.

by Supincome September 13, 2019

Orange von Gropenpussy

Donald Trump.

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.

by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018

uber von hottie

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

by mstick September 22, 2007

blake von sitas

She's a very talented singer who's pretty goofy and likes to watch my little pony

Blake von sitas

by Jeremiahfisher5 November 19, 2022

ludwig von striceand

This is an extremely sexual move in which one partner, usually the male, takes a knife and cuts open the other partners stomach, removing the intestines. Making a noose from the intestines, partner 1 hangs partner 2 from it and performs surgery to take out the calf muscle. As partner 1 struggles to hold on to life, partner 2 quickly smashes partner 1 in the head multiple times, often causing partner one multiple head injuries including: concussion, cancer, diarrhea, and most commonly, aids.

"i was fucking jen last night dude! it was awesome.. things were great ...until she got crazy... it went from blowing my hard cock to a ludwig von striceand.. and i didn't have calf protection....we now both have aids..and she's suffering from cancer and a concussion. and she's dead."

--**This move is often found in porn.**--

by Bobbe November 6, 2007