Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

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Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

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Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

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Jay Valentine

HARDEST AZ RAP ARTIST OF ALL TIME!
THE HEART BREAK KING HIMSELF, SOME CALL HIM THE BABY MOMMA SLAYER AKA KING OF BREAKING THESE BITCHES HEARTS AND BREAKING THESE BITCHES BACKS... JAY VALENTINE IS GOD.

Jay Valentine just dropped the hardest song of the year .

by Kim Kardashian west June 8, 2021

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Julian Valentin

Julian Valentin is one of Bud’s biggest alcoholic’s. He is especially attracted to big things like whales and he’s often of whale safari when he is drinking alcohol. As long as it’s breathing and have two legs he will probably try to penetrate it.

Julian Valentin is being defined as a whale enthusiast

by Ezio.Aud June 15, 2021

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Ruby Valentine

A girl named Ruby Valentine is a very nice and loving person. She doesn’t care about anything that someone says about her. She is very small. Some girls named like this can be pretty some may not. She is very popular because of her looks. Anyone who stands in her way will defo regret it cause she can fight. All the boys go after her because of how sexy and gorgeous she is.

Omg Ruby Valentine is coming she is so sexy!

by Mike Oswald April 13, 2020

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