Pascoe Vale Hug

Stabbing a random stranger with a screwdriver.

They gave him a Pascoe Vale Hug, but he survived.

by frqnscy12087 September 8, 2013

Narp Vader

A NARP that has become so consumed with the NARP lifestyle that he cannot live life any other way; a NARP that has gone completely to the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is also in complete denial of his current dwelling within the realm of the Dark Side.

Narp Vader is generally against any form of fun, even when it is none of his goddamn business.

Whereas Darth Vader wears a dark mask and cape, Narp Vader is capable of blending into most crowds, making him a far more dangerous threat.

Eric: So Vader, I heard you're doing training this year.

Narp Vader: Yeah they totally made me. I had no choice.

Eric: Really? So did you apply to do anything else?

Narp Vader: ..... *Makes Darth Vader noise*.....

by Luke Skynarper November 6, 2013

Darth Vader

He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."

Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.

Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!

by Nemortul November 11, 2019

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Dirty Vader

When an asthmatic girl administers Rohypnol to her man and then pegs his arse so vigorously that she struggles to breathe.

Man, that girl I took home last night, I dont know what happened. I had one drink and the next thing I knew my ass was like an accident in a ketchup factory.
She totally gave me a Dirty Vader.

by gfroggy June 25, 2020

Sexy Darth Vader

When in the middle of intercourse, one would wear a Darth Vader mask with nothing else on. Then during the act one says, "I am your father!!"

I totally sexy Darth Vader-ed her last night

by joshifer88 March 26, 2016

Purple Headed Darth Vader

How nerds at Comic Con refer to their penis while trying to hit on other nerds.

Hey baby wanta go back to my place and check out my purple headed darth vader - the force is strong in him. Regret it you will not.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020