Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. A Valentina has beautiful brown hair and brown eyes. She is a sweet girl but won’t take any shit from anybody! But if you’re nice to her, she’ll be super loyal and treat you like a gem, just as she treats herself. She’s usually really popular and people like her because she’s funny and nice. Valentina’s are super trustworthy but they are also needy and lazy. Valentina will usually do everything for her best friend but also annoy them a lot and goof off with them. If you have a friend named Valentina, you’re in luck!
But if you loose her, well... you messed up!

“Hey look, it’s Valentina!”
“She is beautiful! Such a nice girl.”

by Funny553 January 13, 2021

Valentina +

The hottest girl in the world she’s gorgeous and she could pull any guys by her personality

I’m hot im Valentina +

by RHM was here December 13, 2021

Valentine's Day

A stupid day when mindless droids who claim the will be together forever exchange gifts and crap...Losers

I dont need anyone eho likes Valentine's day

by Chad March 31, 2004

Valentine's Day

an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!

Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!

by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006

Malentines Day

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

James Valentine

lead guitarist of Maroon 5, also co writer of some of their hits:D

"James Valentine and I wrote She Will Be Loved together and I was like OMG this is a hit song for our band"-Adam Levine

by FPA October 29, 2007

Galentines Day

When single women get together on Valentines day to tell each other that being single isn't really that bad.

"Hey Chelsea, do you wanna come to our Galentines Day dinner this year?"
"Galentines day?"
"Yeah its just a bunch of girls getti..."
"Fuck that I want a man."

by CREY February 12, 2010