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United States of America

Also known as America, USA, United States, or The States; it is often the center of stereotypes and misunderstanding.

No. Not everyone in the country is fat. In fact, Germany has more overweight people than the United States.

No. Not everyone is arrogant and self-centered. Just like every single effing country on the planet, America has it's share. But many many people are kind hearted and thoughtful

No. Not everyone is a gun-toting crazy bastard. The United States may be high in crime, but there are more than 300 million people spread through out the country. Many foreigners come to America thinking they'd have the freedom to take someone else's freedom away.

No. Not everyone is stupid. Without America, you wouldn't have the internet you are on right now. Without America, planes wouldn't be as developed, or even invented. The US has a mix of millions of people from around the world: their knowledge combined.

Yes. The United States is having some financial problems. So is everyone else! Give the country a break! Only being 235 years old, already being a superpower, and fighting in 2 World Wars, you have to give them some credit. The countries in Europe existed for thousands of years. They had thousands of years to get their government in check.

The United States of America has come very far. The people have different cultures in different areas; from New England, to California: everything and everyone is different. Don't judge on stereotypes.
"The United States of America sucks. I'm moving."
"Why?"
"Everyone is fat, stupid, and lazy!"
". . . So are a bunch of people in Canada, Europe, and Asia."
"..."
by animime November 21, 2011
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unitesticle

1. A man... or woman with only one testicle which makes it incredibly hard to ride a whorse
2. A person who lacks true manlyness and attempts to mask his insecurity by carrying out idiodic tasks. (in this sense it is similar to the cliche of putting all your eggs in one basket)
Being a unitesticle George W. Bush desided to go to war with Iraq.(which is not pronounced I-Rack but earoch)
by Wolf Wintegny January 3, 2004
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The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011
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unipube

the state of only possesing one pube
hahah stupid kid with a squeaky voice! you probably have a unipube!
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United Nationer

A person who is raised in different countries all throughout his or her life.
I was born in Spain. But my ancestors are from England and France. I moved to Poland when I was 5 and when I was 13 I moved to America. That makes me a United Nationer!
by Kyukyujuu March 1, 2010
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unipigaroo

Is a combined breed of a god damn unicorn, a pig (that animal that goes "oink oink"),& an Australian Kangaroo. Usually lives in the natural thoughts of Mejico.
Mejico- Ayo, I just made a Unipigaroo

Dude- What's that?

Mejico- It's somewhat a genetically mutation.

Dude-....what....

Mejico- a Unicorn, Pig,& a Kangaroo had a 3 some....each had the same thing...a Unipigaroo....
by Mejico13 October 18, 2013
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uniplursity

Founded by DJ/Professor Plurwyn in 2012, Uniplursity is a universal education facility where ravers from around the globe can enrol to study their party life mantra "PLUR" to a greater understanding. Once enrolled, students have the opportunity to receive a diploma, masters and PhD through this educational platform. Very few students have graduated with the full completion of PhDs to date.
"What are you studying at Uniplursity?"

"See: PLUR"
by Plurwyn November 7, 2013
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