Underwooding

Banging a girl freakishly hard.

Matt gave Emily such an underwooding that she couldn't walk for 3 days.

by trapezoidtrust December 14, 2009

Undercover José

While you are getting dome, cum in the girl's mouth. She then spits the cum in your asshole, and you proceed to fart the cum all over her face.

Undercover José- I think its quite self explanatory

by ThatOneNozZ January 26, 2010

under the hoof

1) To be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.

2) To have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse's/mule's hoof.

Jim: Wow, that Ariel is so under the hoof!

Me: Well, that's the main reason poor dude can't get a date.

by DirtiDimitri February 19, 2011

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

underwater camel

Similar in nature to that of an overwater camel, however this vertebrate skims the ocean floor in search of underwater grass. It stores water in it's humps in order to breathe for longer periods of time. The underwater camel is native to Ottawa, and generally live alone because of the cold weather, however occasionally they may mate with a backwards deer to create an underwater deer camel.
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The great underwater camel of 1923
>"How to catch a deercamel" A Spike Lee original

by Fluis Cunders December 4, 2013

undecisionmaker

undecisionmaker (noun): A term coined by law professor Greg McNeal, it refers to a person (often in government) whose job is to say all the reasons something can't happen.

I met with a bunch of undecisionmakers, nothing is going to happen any time soon on this project.

Boss: Just find the decisionmaker!
Employee: There is no decisionmaker, there are just a bunch of undecisionmakers.

by ProfGM March 17, 2017

underwater seaweed

Pubes growing inside the vagina

Damn! Cassidy has insane underwater seaweed!

by Clouds_4_lyfe February 14, 2018