Uber Douche

When someone has reached such an incredible level of douchiness, it is almost unfathomable and is completely unbearable to others. King of all douche bags. The scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting lowrider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

1. Peter Burns (Denver sports radio host an admitted Uber Douche)
2. Justin Bieber
3.Anyone on Jersey Shore
4.People living in Denver, Co.

by People for a Douche Free USA July 19, 2011

uber-pool

verb - to travel with another person, or multiple people, in a single Uber. Similar in meaning to carpool

Hey, since we're both going to the concert tonight, do you want to uber-pool?

by Wordnerd June 12, 2015

uber-goth

One who has reached supreme heights of gothicness.

Dude, that guy was a fucking uber-goth!

by The mysterious J January 19, 2004

uber kidnaps

a wonderful uber service that is set out to find whomever you choose.

the uber service will then proceed to kidnap this person and take them to a foreign country where they do not speak the language.

person 1: haha u suck!
person 2: *sends out uber kidnaps*
person 1: is lost in unknown country far far away.

by mili geo bot and you July 9, 2018

uber mange

Over the top, showy, unnecessarily pretentious, more than necessary

John: Did you hear that Tom has got a new red Ferarri, even though he can't drive yet?

Ralph: How uber mange!

by utensils February 3, 2012

Hawaiian Uber

Hawaiian Uber is when a surfer tows another person through the break water. This phrase is coined by professional surfer Tyler Larronde when he tows surf students through the break water using is big toe.

Would you like a Hawaiian Uber or would you like to paddle yourself through the break?

by Cbonesteak July 22, 2019

uber dave

At first Uber Dave seems like he would occupy a notch on the weirdo scale, To quiet, To bald and has a black fellers name but as you get to know Uber Dave he becomes more as home boi that you can count on! He's honest, sweeter than cherry pie he's often moody but chill will feed u and help u out any way he can he goes to extremes to do all he can for the ppl he considers his friends if u meet him or lucky enough to know a Uber Dave consider yourself extremely fortunate cause if u stand to long and turn around he's gone!

-the jessie & jessy show

Uber Dave is on his way to pick us up fool!
Uber Dave is not weird y'all!
Uber Dave is my home boi, ya better pay up yo!!

by Sara Davis Johnson November 16, 2018