um

um is not a word it is just a thinking word so that is why some of you hear it so much.

umm I am thinking

by pexel February 12, 2023

Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth

" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS

by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017

UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.

Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.

by Remanterm December 13, 2021

no but um

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong

Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um

by mmmmmose November 4, 2017

ume

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.

Bro, are you ume? Yeah.

by ume187 January 13, 2020