Turds With Friends

Playing the popular online game Words With Friends....while going to the bathroom.

Everytime I go to the bathroom, I bring my cell phone so I can catch up on my Turds with Friends games.

by albman February 29, 2012

Sweet tarts

The coolest thing ever.
Something you say that you think is awesome, or jus fuckin cool.

Dude, thats fucking sweet tarts!

You just got stoned, thats fuckin sweet tarts!

by Andrea Pitz May 2, 2006

tufts

Smart but lazy people. Tufts people are very bright but did not feel the need to outwork their high school peers in an extraordinary way, which is reflected in them going to Tufts, instead to school were people are smart and not lazy, such as Princeton, LSE, Oxford and the likes.

John is smart and ambitious, he went to Princeton to become an amazing computer engineer. John is always the first at work every day and leaves last.
Bill is smart but lazy. He didnt work enough in High school to get into Princeton but somehow managed to get into Tufts.
One day, after college he wakes up and comes up with a great idea that involves a website. He hires John to help him. Bill retires at 35 and plays golf with his billionaire peers, John keeps figuring why he did not have the same idea.

by Smartaz November 2, 2005

turks

A person, typically pasty white (and/or very pale), who occupies their time by working at the local credit union, playing tennis, or exercising their oversized toes. See asshat.

"What up turks you got the 40's for this weekend?"
"Nah man, I can't come. I have to work."

by B Sizzles July 30, 2005

Angry Turds

The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.

Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.

by LoZack February 28, 2011

turdsandwich

Turdsandwich is a word you use to call somebody you don't like. Wether they be fat and ugly, or an annoying lesbian, or just some little bitch with a voice that sounds like a dieing animal, they are, a turdsandwich. Over all, turdsandiwch is an amazing word and will live on forever.

Hey Ashley, That bitch Erica is acting like such a turdsandwich, I think I'm going to cut her than dumped battery acid on that bitch!

by wsa1994 April 21, 2009

turdshorfing

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep

friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!

by sam hippo April 25, 2006