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Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
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Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla
“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020
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turbo queef

An acoustic duo from Ontario, Canada.
Formerly known as '10 Second Turbo Queef'
Turbo Queef played an awesome show last night, I can't wait to see them again.
by Kays04 October 7, 2010
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Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?
by svamenzi April 28, 2021
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Turbo Busa

A wonderful machine that will pull on any vehicle it will race and win it
Turbo Busa owner: Bruh, I bet u can't win against mah Turbo Busa
Panigale V4R owner: I bet I can

Turbo Busa owner: U hav a turbo?
Panigale V4R owner: Nah
Turbo Busa owner: U gon get slayed by ma Turbo Busa. TURBO BUSA POWAAAA!!!!!
by Clammy Pube February 7, 2019
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turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".
1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
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Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.
Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.
by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017
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