turd nigger 

A nigger or niglet that is made out of shit.

"What smells like excrement?" "Oh, it must be that god damn turd nigger over there!"

turd nigger by Andre O. March 8, 2008

Turd Bird 

A "sculpture" sold in Stuckey's gas stations in the 1970s. The "bird" was composed of a dried piece of dung with toothpick legs, googly eyes, little feather wings and a plastic beak.

These "sculptures" stood upon a small plastic base that featured the words "turd bird" preceded by the name of the state in which one purchased the item. Thus, if traveling through Montana, one could purchase a Montana Turd Bird, and when one reached Wyoming, one could stop at a Stuckey's and purchase a Wyoming Turd Bird. The poosibilities were endless.

I've been to all 48 contiguous states and I have a Turd Bird from every one of them to prove it.

I'm so depressed, I just found out they don't have Stuckey's in Hawaii. I so wanted a Hawaiian Turd Bird.

Turd Bird by Dave of the Dean December 16, 2008

turd shank 

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

turd shank by mizzoupig February 28, 2010

turd bombers 

A turd bomber is an incredibly ignorant asshole.

Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.

To shit from one's mouth.

A slang term for miscer

guitar.com miscers are such turd bombers

turd bombers by suck my big beautiful balls baby April 23, 2004

turd tunnel 

Synonym for poop chute, ass, or anus. Basically, this is where the shit exits the anal orifice and would plop into the toilet or your neighbors yard.

Johan slid up behind me and pumped his cock right up my turd tunnel.

turd tunnel by Eric Crouch December 28, 2004

turd smeller 

A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.

I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.

turd smeller by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005

turd sandwich 

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

turd sandwich by KDIZZO May 13, 2005