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Devils triangle

A pretend drinking game made up on 9/27/18 by "Honorable" Brett Kavanaugh when faced with credible allegations of sexual assault put forward by no less than four (so far) women. Devils triangle is a threesome with two men and one woman, not a drinking game like Quarters, as Kavanope would like everyone to believe. Devils triangle can also be defined as a lie told under perjury when a belligerent white male feels cornered when confronted with his own disgusting behavior, most likely with the blessing of a patriarchal and mysogynistic system.
"Devils triangle is a game like Quarters, except its nothing like Quarters and its actually code for a sexual threesome. Please believe me I have told myself these lies so many times I am beginning to believe them. Help I'm a scared white male!" --Brett Kavanaugh, Supreme Court Hearings

"Can you believe the Devils Triangle that that guy just offered under oath?! It's obvious he's lying and no sane person would believe this ridiculousness..." --a sane person with common sense, right before a whole bunch of self-serving, corrupt, and close-minded politicians stood by the lie
by FancyRants September 27, 2018
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bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"
dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated
by online handle September 20, 2006
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Spencer's Triangle

A sex position including two chicks and a dude in which the dude and a chick are making out while he is fucking and she is getting eaten out by the third chick, thus making a triangle and a non-awkward threesome.
Dude! John, Kate, and Mary had a Spencer's Triangle last night.
by FunkBuster October 6, 2009
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triad

The Sun Yee On Triad, Flying Dragons, Ghost Shadows, Wah Ching, Wo Hop To Triad, 4 Seas, are considered Triads because they're Chinese blooded. They can do organized crime like the Italian Mafia, as well as blast at people, jump people, rob people, shoot out rival gangbangers just like black gangs, & vatos do. The younger heads, that can be just 13 damn years old, do the dirty work for the Dai Lo's to earn their respect. They're usually marked in the gang by showing loyalty, getting tattoos, and cigarette/insense burns all over the body. Prostitution and gambling is the bread and butter for most Triads.
The Triad was getting into trouble with some street gang, so one called his Chinese brothers in Hong Kong to come. So they take the next flight to America and blast the shit out of these faggots and also their family.
by DaKid August 26, 2005
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juice trials

Another term for a girls period. As it is a trial...of juice :)
Oh no, I'm on the ol' juice trials again!
by Duke of Trevor April 30, 2008
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open triangle

a sexual relationship involving three persons, two of whom never have sex with EACH OTHER. For example, in a heterosexual triangle M-F-M, the two men have sex with the woman but never with the other.

See closed triangle.
A famous example of an open triangle was that involving Manuel de Godoy, Queen Maria Louisa, and King Carlos IV . In exchange for servicing two of the most repulsive people in Europe, Godoy made an enormous fortune and became the effective ruler of Spain.

The relationship was an open triangle because the king and queen found each other unbearable.
by Abu Yahya March 21, 2010
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Triangle

A style of shaving woman's pubic hair where it is bare with only a triangle pointing to the clit.
My best friend and I are straight, but her and I have a special relationship.

She and I like having sex together a lot. We do it in the shower mainly.

She and I were showering each other like always, and then I grabbed the razor. I looked at eye level at her gorgeous pussy but I wanted it with less hair. I told her to spread her legs wide and not too move.

I rubbed shaving cream all over it and started shaving her. Dragging the razor over the top portion, and below to make it bald. I shaved all but a triangle pointed to her clit.

She moaned as I shaved her and later as I stroked her newly shaven kitty
by Horny hooker November 6, 2013
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