Tiegan

An amazing guy who always makes me laugh, he has an amazing personality and is really just the best, has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. If you don’t have a tiegan, get a tiegan, but don’t even think about taking mine!

Girl one: I think I like tiegan..
Girl two: omg girl, you two would be such a cute couple! You go girl!
Girl one: awh thx..

by Somerandomgirlwhohasacrush February 17, 2018

Tegan

Seems nice at first but beware, once you get close to tegan she can become clingy and childish. Always overreacting and starting fights. Will most likely make you feel like a garbage human being. Generally pretty but overweight and refuses to try and get fit. Tegan is very messy and will day she will clean up but almost never makes good with the promise. Lies about almost everything and over-fabricates stories about what “happens” in her life. A total player who can’t keep a boyfriend for more than a month.

Tegan is a total bitch. She seemed really nice but once I got to know tegan I found out that she isn’t the right friend for me.

by Jhahhwbs July 6, 2019

Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!

Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"

by mDiB November 11, 2010

namtih tnega

Spelled backwards its agent hit man dumb asses

How can I hire a namtih tnega

by Editor123456789 July 26, 2016

treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.

Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.

by Black Mage and the Rough Dryders February 6, 2006

Tread Mill Raped

When you are sprinting on a treadmill and you fall and your face gets raped by the moving treadmill. If their is a wall behind the treadmill, you also get wall raped (look up if necessary) the treadmill shows no mercy in viciously raping your face and spiting you out behind it once it is done. if you notice a slight change in speed, stop immediately and call the Tread mill Rape hot line.

Bill says:"Dude, what happened to your face?"

Mark replies:"Oh, its nothing, just got Tread Mill Raped last night"

by themuffinman69 April 23, 2009

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009