the track

An area where hookers work.

I picked up a bitch on the track and got my dick sucked for dub.

by Damien W. May 25, 2008

smart like tractor

Term used to describe one who is monumentally stupid.

Cleatus is smart like tractor - burned his ball sack trying to light his farts with a propane torch.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Track

a sport where u need endurance, potential and speed

we had a great track season this year

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Tractor Pull

The act of two women (or persons... blech) inserting opposing ends of a string of anal beads in thier asses while on hands and knees facing away from eachother. They then clench and crawl away from each other with the goal being to pull the beads from the opponents ass... thus winning the tractor pull. Special multi end bead chains can be used for group tractor pulls with 3 or more contestants. As with the original fair ground tractor pull this is best when performed in front of hordes of chearing men.

Dude 1: My old lady lost the tractor pull in the final round this weekend and has been shitting the bed ever since.

Dude 2: That nasty man.

Dude 1: Im not sure if the beads did it or the fact that she had to spend the night with the winners boyfriend.

Dude 2: Naw dude I took it easy on that hole.

by Crazy Larry December 9, 2004

Tractor

A Farm-veihicle that can pull farm-implements. Tractors are usually used to pull items, and often have a Front-end Loader attacthed.

Old farm tractors often get bought up by collectors who repair and paint them.

"Go get the tractor, son. We got some plowing to do!"

by Puffie40 November 17, 2004

Track Practice

A way for athletic officials at your school to give you a beating...eventually leading to passing out or sometimes death.
Culminates to meets on the weekends, which are not nearly as hard as the practices you endure during the week.

I think I might die after track practice today.

by Tired Boy March 7, 2005

Laugh Track

An extremely annoying recording of people laughing that they play in sitcoms that try to be funny but are too supressed by the FCC to allow anything humorous. Usually played at the "funny" moments because most people that watch that crap don't know when to laugh anyway.

The show is bad enough, you don't have to ruin it more by adding that stupid laugh track.

by Max (the pianist) August 21, 2007