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jackoff all trades

An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.

An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"

"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper January 5, 2009
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Jel Trade Bot

The best Roblox trading bot. It will auto make trades and increase your rap over time!
Person 1: Hey have you heard of the olympian trade bot
Person 2: Jel trade bot is way better
Person 3: Your right
by Andrew1ts February 25, 2021
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World Trade Center

New York's Tallest Skyscraper. Mostly the Main being WTC1 and WTC2. The towers was built in 1970 and opened around 1980. Destroyed by a terror attack on 9-11-2001 or 9/11 and replaced by One World Trade Center.
Person 1: OMG!!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: World Trade Center was attacked!

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Just open the tv...

CNM: It's unconfirmed that a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.
by TheWarrior75 July 21, 2017
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trade

A theoretically straight man who likes to "sit back and get serviced" by gay/bi men, with little or no sexual reciprocation. (Note: It is specifically the lack of interest in reciprocating that defines a man as "trade.")
"Hey, Adam, I hooked up with that married guy who answered my M4M ad on craigslist!"
-- "Wow, Steve, I didn't know you were into chasing after trade!"
-- "No, dude, he turned out to be just as horny for my cock as I was for his... I don't go for those 'no-reciprocation' trade scenes."
by Throbert McGee August 16, 2007
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trade up

verb, to dump your current relationship for someone who is younger, better looking, smarter, has more money, has bigger tits, or a bigger dick, with no kids.
Pud: Hey Rick, who's that you're with? Where's Tracey?
Rick: I cut that chick loose so I could trade up with Veronika.
by pennyslaver January 2, 2009
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Indian Trader

To say you will give something to another person, then after you give it to them, ask for it back.
"Here you can have this sweater"
"Oh thanks!"

"Hey could I have my sweater back?"
"You gave it to me?... Wow you're an indian trader!"
by cccssss January 15, 2010
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Tracer

A hero from the video-game "Overwatch." She is a badass character who has an awesome ability to speed up or slow down her own timeline.
She's also MY WIFE!!!
My Tracer could beat your Widowmaker (another Overwatch character) any day!
by A nerdy geek April 2, 2017
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