An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper January 5, 2009
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Person 3: Your right
Person 2: Jel trade bot is way better
Person 3: Your right
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New York's Tallest Skyscraper. Mostly the Main being WTC1 and WTC2. The towers was built in 1970 and opened around 1980. Destroyed by a terror attack on 9-11-2001 or 9/11 and replaced by One World Trade Center.
Person 1: OMG!!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: World Trade Center was attacked!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just open the tv...
CNM: It's unconfirmed that a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: World Trade Center was attacked!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just open the tv...
CNM: It's unconfirmed that a plane has crashed into the World Trade Center.
by TheWarrior75 July 21, 2017
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"Hey, Adam, I hooked up with that married guy who answered my M4M ad on craigslist!"
-- "Wow, Steve, I didn't know you were into chasing after trade!"
-- "No, dude, he turned out to be just as horny for my cock as I was for his... I don't go for those 'no-reciprocation' trade scenes."
-- "Wow, Steve, I didn't know you were into chasing after trade!"
-- "No, dude, he turned out to be just as horny for my cock as I was for his... I don't go for those 'no-reciprocation' trade scenes."
by Throbert McGee August 16, 2007
Get the trade mug.verb, to dump your current relationship for someone who is younger, better looking, smarter, has more money, has bigger tits, or a bigger dick, with no kids.
Pud: Hey Rick, who's that you're with? Where's Tracey?
Rick: I cut that chick loose so I could trade up with Veronika.
Rick: I cut that chick loose so I could trade up with Veronika.
by pennyslaver January 2, 2009
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"Oh thanks!"
"Hey could I have my sweater back?"
"You gave it to me?... Wow you're an indian trader!"
"Oh thanks!"
"Hey could I have my sweater back?"
"You gave it to me?... Wow you're an indian trader!"
by cccssss January 15, 2010
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She's also MY WIFE!!!
She's also MY WIFE!!!
by A nerdy geek April 2, 2017
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