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Toyota Land Cruiser

The DEFINITION of 4x4, and the automotive equivalent of a chameleon. In the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and much of Africa - show up in one of these, and everyone will know you're rich, potentially royalty and potentially bought it using blood money. In Europe? Nonexistent, unless you count the Prado. In the US? Either stealth wealth WASPs or overlanding bros who treat it like an expensive 4Runner. In Japan? A more niche product, and the canvas for some Midnight Club-level builds. In Australia? The undisputed King of the Outback, mate. Available as either a "station wagon" currently in the 300-series, or a no-nonsense 4x4/pickup in the form of the 70-series. One of Japan's most iconic vehicular exports and quite possibly one of the most reliable vehicles on planet earth. This thing will take you anywhere and will not leave you stranded. Many SUVs come close - the Nissan Patrol, Land Rover Range Rover, and Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen are all fantastic SUVs, but the Land Cruiser is in a league of its own. There's a reason why everyone from the UN to ISIS uses these bad boys. You can get one in complete barebones GX spec or fully loaded Sahara spec - making it the Japanese equivalent to an F-series or RAM truck (although much more reliable.) A strong contender for the most badass vehicle on earth.
The Toyota Land Cruiser is every Arab or Australian teen's dream first car.
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Toyota Prius

Slow and eco friendly car, also very uncomfortable to sit in
The toyota prius is cheap to buy and maintain
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Toyotaing

“I don’t like toyotaing, I like staying home.”
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Mk4 Toyota Supra

10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.

In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.
Car Wash Employee: “Is that a Mk4 Toyota SUPRAAAAAA”
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Toyota Prius C

Worst car ever made. I want to pit manuver one so badly. I hate all prius compacts
Annabelle: I drive a Toyota Prius C!

Me asf: pit manuvers it
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toyota trifecta

Used to describe a defective product or item of poor value. Etymology-originally used to describe three recall notices on one vehicle.
"Honey, why did you buy that! It's another toyota trifecta that'll end up in the trash."
by Wnrdog May 16, 2010
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Toyota

Toyota: We don’t want our cars being involved in illegal street racing.
Need For Speed: pffftt... nerds.
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