Definitions by dissingAllCars_cuzcan

Chevy Corvette 

The most BADASS car, but unfortunately your white grandpa likes it too.

“Hey, look! The Chevy Corvette club is rolling in!”
“Don’t they all have dementia and live in nursing homes?”

Chevy Corvette by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Ford Mustang

Is really great until you crash it into a crowd of people.
The safest way for these to exit a car meet is by a trailer.

Suspect plowed through a crowd of car enthusiasts in a 2022 Ford Mustang Ecoboost. A fucking Ecoboost.

Ford Mustang by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Dodge Charger

Widely regarded as the most obnoxious car if you only do donuts with it.

“You wanna go to this car meet this Saturday?
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”

Dodge Charger by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Mazda RX-7 FD 

Everyone loves their RX-7 until the maintenance bill comes in.

“My Mazda RX-7 FD goes whirrrr until it catches on fire or stalls.”

Mazda RX-7 FD by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Mk4 Toyota Supra 

10 Year old kid: It’s the fastest car in history because of the 2JZ-GTE, it comes from factory with 10000000 horsepower and can smoke Lamborghinis and Bugattis. It also can go into space and shoot lasers out of its headlights.

In Reality: Makes 321 horsepower and is only famous because people make it go fast in a straight line.

Car Wash Employee: “Is that a Mk4 Toyota SUPRAAAAAA”

Mk4 Toyota Supra by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

Nissan Skyline GTR 

Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.

“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”

Nissan Skyline GTR by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024